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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 578 
Valentine Rhymes..............     

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

  • Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

  • I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

  • Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

  • Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

  • I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

  • I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

  • My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life

  • I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

  • My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

  • What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime!

 Joke Added : 06, May 
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