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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 577 
The Secretry's typical day

A Secretary complained about her boss.. She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed. Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he will ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he gets MICROSOFT.

 Joke Added : May 01, 2003 
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