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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 576 
Little Johnny was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one.

Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man.

The man asked Little Johnny, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!"

Little Johnny replied, "My mom and dad told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone... and I think its happening I feel something hard under my pants!"

 Joke Added : Apr 30, 2003 
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