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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 559 
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And The Number 1 Thing That Sounds Dirty In Golf, But Isn't:
1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.

 Joke Added : Feb 15, 2003 
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