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Sex with a Ghost
A professor at the University of Limerick is giving a lecture to the fresher year students on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, in one of the biggest lecture halls on the campus, he asks: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Now, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 15 students raise their hands.
'That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 3 students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. But let me ask you one further question... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' At this, one student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost... You've simply got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The student, who happens to be a local lad from Abbyfeale, replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor says, 'Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.'
The student replies, 'Ghost?!? Shiiiiit... From way back there I thought you said 'goats.'
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