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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 542 
Woody Allen said:

"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best."

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman."

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