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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 509 
The Difference Between Women With Small Or Large Breasts

WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS...

..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the centre of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner


WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS...

..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle

 Joke Added : Sep 04, 2002 
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