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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 499 
A rooster and a cat were walking down the street. The sky turned dark and it began to rain. The sidewalk soon became very slick and full of puddles.

Sure enough, the cat slipped and fell into one of the puddles. The rooster did all he could to keep from laughing at the cat, but he became hysterical, nonetheless, laughing long and loud.

The moral of the story: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's sure to be a happy cock nearby!

 Joke Added : Aug 20, 2002 
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