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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 464 
Four miracles of a woman

1)getting wet without taking a shower
2)bleeding without getting hurt
3)givingmilk without eating grass,and
4) making boneless flesh hard !!!!!!!!!!!!


Girls reaction to penis sizes:

# 9'' - oh shit pain!
# 8 '' -Wow!!!!!!
# 7'' - oh yes, yum!
# 6'' - oh perfect!
# 5'' - mmm ok!
# 4'' - push more!
# 3'' - is it in?
# 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue.


Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

 Joke Added : May 03, 2002 
 Submited by : Y.Chittaranjan  Views: 27,082
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