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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 421 
A SHORT STORY OF DR. WADE

DOCTOR WADE HAS AN EASY LIFE
NO SPANKING KIDS NO NAGGING WIFE
HIS HOURS OF WORK FROM DAWN TO DUST
BUT THE THINGS HE DID WERE NOT QUITE GUST

SO NOW A TALE I'LL TELL YOU
IT'S VERY RUDE BUT VERY TRUE
ALL ABOUT DR WADE
THE DIRTY TWO FACED SEXY NAVE

MY NAME IS JUNE AND I AM THE LONELY TYPE
WHO GOES TO BED ONCE EACH NIGHT
I READ BEFORE I GOTO SLEEP
THE KIND OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU CREEP

THIS NIGHT I READ THE HAUNTED TRAIN
WHEN I BECAME AWARE O A NAGGING PAIN
I SOFTLY FELT THE TENDER PLACE
THIS I KNEW WAS A DOCTORS CASE

I ROSE AT ONCE AND DRESSED IN HASTE
AND OFF TO DR. WADES I RACED
AND WHEN I GAVE THE DOOR A KNOCK
IT WAS QUICKLY ANSWERED BY THE DOC

HE LED ME TO AN EASY CHAIR
AND LOOKED AT ME WITH TENDER CARE
HE RAISED MY DRESS WITH PRACTICED EASE
WHICH MAD ME TREMBLE AT MY KNEES

BUT BEFORE I COULD PROTEST
HIS HANDS UPON MY THIGH DID REST
HE STROKED AND PRESSED MY CREAMY THIGH
WHILE ALL I DID WAS HEAVE AND SIGH

I GAVE A NERVOUS LITTLE COUGH
AS HE SLID MY PANTIES OFF
THEN I SAW HIS SMILE OF PLEASURE
AS HE BEHELD MY VIRGIN TREASURE


HE STOKED MY KINKY HAIRS
I SAID TO HIM DON'T YOU DARE
ALAS MY PLEAS WERE IN VAIN

BEFORE I COULD PROTEST ONCE MORE
HE HAD ME DOWN UPON THE FLOOR
HE SLOWLY BENT AND KISSED MY BREASTS
HIS TONGUE WAS HOT ON THEIR CRESTS

HE PRESSED HIS KNEES BETWEEN MY THIGHS
AND FINGERED MY QUIM WITH PASSIONATE PRIDE
NO MORE COULD I RESIST THE DOC
SO, WITH TREMBLING HANDS I GRABBED HIS COCK

HE GAVE A MOAN AND THEN A SHOUT
AS I SLID HIS PENIS OUT
THE SIZE OF IT MADE ME PANT
SO I TOOK OFF HIS COTTON UNDERPANTS

I SUCKED HIS COCK WITH TEASING LIPS
THEN THRUST IT IN MY BURNING LIPS
HE MADE ME SUCK IT WITH MY TONGUE
IT FIT MY MOUTH LIKE A BUNG

I SLOWLY SUCKED HIS THROBBING KNOB
UNTIL HE SHOT HIS CREAMY BLOB
I GAVE HIS PRICK A LUSTY TUG
AND SPUNK SHOT OUT ACROSS THE RUG

I BEGGED HIM TO CARESS MY QUIM
AND GUIDE HIS MIGHTY COCK IN
BUT HE ONLY TEASED ME WITH A KISS
AND SUCKED MY TINY CLITORIS

MY LEGS WENT STIFF
AND ARCHED MY BACK
AND HIS TONGUE WENT UP MY VIRGIN CRACK
WITH TREMBLING HANDS I GREASED HIS BUM
OH!! DOC I THINK I AM GOING TO COME




HE OPENED UP MY LITTLE CUNT
AND MADE MY LOVE JUICE START TO RUN
I MOANED AND MOANED WITH ECSTASY
AS HE SLOWLY SUCKED THE JUICE FROM ME

ALTHOUGH MY FANNY WAS FELLING SORE
WITH SHAMELESS LUST I ASKED FOR MORE
I RUBBED HIS COCK ALONG MY CRACK
THEN CIRCLED MY LEGS AROUND HIS BACK

HIS BREATH WAS HOT UPON MY BREASTS
AND HIS COCK IN MY HAIRY NEST
WITH SLIDING MOVEMENTS TO AND FRO
HE QUICKLY MADE HIS LOVE JUICE FLOW

MY HOLE WAS BLOCKED THERE WAS NO ROOM
HIS SPUNK SHOT UP MY WOMB
AND TO MAKE SURE I WEN RIGHT IN
HIS COCK WORKED FURTHER UP MY QUIM

MY POOR SORE FANNY WAS STEAMING HOT
IT WAS THEN I SHOT MY SECOND BLOT
I STUCK MY FINGER UP HIS BUM
AND ONCE AGAIN HE HAD TO COME

OH! DEARIE ME THE DOCTOR SAID
THIS IS AN EASY RIDE
MY LEGS FELL LIMPLY TO THE FLOOR
BECAUSE MY QUIM WAS REALLY RAW

I WAS TRULY SHAGGED WITHOUT A DOUBT
SO BADE HIM TO TAKE HIS PENIS OUT
BUT ALAS, MY PLEASE WERE IN VAIN
HE WORKED IT UP ONCE AGAIN

I SAW HIS COCK COME IN VIEW
ALL DRIPPING WITH MAIDEN DEW
I PLACED MY HANDS ON HIS HIPS
AND KISSED HIS COCK WITH BURNING LIPS


HE THANKED ME FOR THE THINGS I HAD DONE
AND WHILE I DRESSED HE FELT MY BUM
HIS FINGERS SLIPPED INTO MY CRACK
BUT I SAID "DOC ENOUGH OF THAT"

THE SUPERMAN WAS STILL ON HEAT
AND ONCE AGAIN HE HAD TO SIT
SO I TOOK HIS COCK IN MY HAND
AND WORKED IT UNTIL IT COULDN'T STAND

AND WHEN I GAVE HIS BALLS A SQUEEZE
HE MOANED AND SLID ON HIS KNEES
I HELD HIS PENIS VERY FIRM
UNTIL HE SQUIRMED OUT HIS SPERM

AND AT ALAS WHEN HIS PENIS SAGGED
I KNEW THE DOC WAS REALLY AGED
ALTHOUGH I TEASED IT BETWEEN MY THIGHS
I KNEW I COULDN'T MAKE IT RISE

MY SILKEN BRIEFS WERE HOT AND WET
SO HOME I GO WITH MY LITTLE PET
BEFORE I LEFT THE DOCTORS FLAT
I GAVE MY CUNT LITTLE PAT

SO BEFORE HIS HAND BEGAN TO ROAM
I SAID GOOD-BYE AND HURRIED HOME
AND BY THE TIME YOU HAVE READ
I WILL BE FAST ASLEE

 Joke Added : Jan 01, 2001 
 Submited by : Ujjain Kumar  Views: 19,529
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