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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 417 
Banta always used to see triple xxx movie and after seeing that movie, his penis used to get hard enough and then he used to have sex with his wife !!

This continued till many years until one day after seeing that movie, when his penis became ready to hit the target of his wife, something went wrong and before reaching the target, his penis had gone down !

Banta was shocked and so he went and again watched the movie and again his penis became hard , so he ran to his wife but till he reached there, his thing had again gone down !

His wife was disappointed and so was Banta! so he got one idea! He took a tub full of water and then he again went to watch the movie and when his penis became hard, he immediately put his penis inside the tub which was filled with water !

Banta's wife got surprised and asked , "arre, yeh app kya kar rahe ho?"

Banta replied "mai dekh raha hun, kahin meri penis Puncture to nahi hogaye "!

 Joke Added : 01, January 
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