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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 397 
Shahenshah Akbar finds out about Salim's affair with Anarkali. In grave anger, he calls for his son, his voice thundering through the halls of the palace....

Akbar: "Salim! Idhar Aao"

Salim: "Jee Jahaan-Panaah"

Akbar: "Salim!!! tum ne do paise ki choot ke liye mughal sultanat ki maa chodh di...."

Salim...now obviously equally angry replies: "Jahaan-panaah..Kya hum ne aap ka thaanaa??? Agar aap ka Lund lund...to kya humara lund rataalu??? Humara lund jo ho khadaa...to kya aap ki gaand mein daaloo???"

Akbar disgusted with his son, complains to his wife..Jodhabai: "Maharani Jodha...kya hum ne aapko is din ke liye chodha...ki humari aulaad, humari gand mein ungali kare, aur usme se bagaawat ki boo aaye."

Maharani Jodha gets all worked up and angry and orders: "Sipaahiyoon, Salim ko jhaaton ki Zanjeeron mein jakad lo, aur Anarkali ki baudi mein daal do."

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