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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 1269 
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,
"I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, " WHAT ? What was that ?"

She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice
lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with
her as she tried on several very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit".
We went on to the jewellry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet.
I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it."

Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey!
I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

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