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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 1239 
Returning a toaster for refund

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Tits! Grab my Tits!"

The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the nonworking toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, "Grab my Tits! Grab my Tits!"

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, "Because I like my tits grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"

 Joke Added : 14, June 
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