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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 1211 
Banta Singh and the fresh milk

One sad day Banta Singh finds out from his doctor that he’s going to die. He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to save his life.

After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he’ll have to drink a milk off a mom’s nipples who’s just recently become a mom for three consecutive days and he’ll live.

Banta all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and friends are there to share their sympathies. One of his childhood friends tells him “Yaar, tennu pata hai teri pabi (bhabi) da munda howa hai, teri jaan de khaatir tu peela dood usse.” Banta all shy goes “Mein pabi naal aisa kaise karsakta hoon.”

Friend: “Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bharke thode hi hai!”

So Banta goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he’s about to leave, Sardarni goes “Banta taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?”

Banta: “Nahii nahii babii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai.”
And Banta goes home.

Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says “Banta taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?”

Banta: “Nahii nahii babii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot hai.”

Final day Banta comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny “Banta tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi”

Banta: “Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza aajave!”

 Joke Added : 04, November 
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