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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 1101 
Murphy this Irish lad calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, “Me feet are freez’n mate, could ya nip upstairs and get me slippers?”

“No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

“Hello dere girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ya both.”

“Fook off you liar!” they both chime.

“I’ll prove it,” Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?”

“Of course, what’s the use of fookin one?”

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