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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 1031 
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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?



3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?



4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?



5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?



6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I?



7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?



8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?



9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?



10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?








Answers:-



1. a dentist


2. a wedding ring


3. peanut butter


4. chewing gum


5. an elevator


6. a nose


7. a newspaper boy


8. a glove


9. a crane


10. a toothbrush, of course

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