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  Joke Category  >>  Cricket Jokes...  Joke No : 38 
Kal Ho Na Ho

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Kaif ko Lays khilao,
Dravid ko castrol pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki,
phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge, rawalpindi express ko
(hoping he'll be there for ODIs)
local train banayenge.

aaj ek ball aur khel lo,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo...

 Joke Added : Jan 20, 2006 
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