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A Indian guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing an "Indian Cricket Team" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Sachin's" pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the cricket game against Pakistan after so long time!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins, Sachin Tendulkar start his splendid batting from the very begining of Shoaib Akhtar's spell. Sachin made another century.
With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Paki's score a win against India?"
The owner indian guy replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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