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The cricketer had been forced to go to the opera by his wife and her friends.
A team mate asked him, 'What was it about?' 'I don't know,' admitted the cricketer. 'I was asleep for the first two innings!'
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The secretary was frantically phoning the doctor. "Can you come quickly; doctor? the scorer has just swallowed his pen."
I'll be right over. What are you doing in the mean time?
The secretary replied Using a pencil.
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