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These is the actual phrases Siddhu says sometimes in his cricket commentry.
* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
* Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
* India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
* If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!
* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
* 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
* Sri Lankan score ! is running like an Indian taxi meter.
* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
* He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
* The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
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