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Now days because of all the match fixing issue going on in Indian cricket, cricket stars are deciding to make appearance in bollywood. Seeing their positions being threatened, some of the bollywood stars decided to do the same and invaded international cricket.
First such match against India XI and Bollywood:
(Just try picture this and read it in the respective tone)
Phele aate hain Amitji aur pehli hi ball mein out. Yeh dekh Amitji laal peele ho jaate hain.
Amitabh: Ae umpire, rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain par naam hain Shenshah, hum kabhi out nahi ho sakte
Umpire: Ae amitji, tu star hoyenga bollywood par abhi chalti pakad.
Amitabh(aur gussa): Umpire yeh ball phirse aayegi aur hum phir se kehlenge, han..
Next in line is Sanjay Dutt, helta aa raha hain (his usual style. First ball and doesn't even realise that took his stumps out.
Umpire: O sanjay dutt, haata sawaan ki ghata.
Sanju: Abe o umpire, hum sanjay dutt hain kya, aapan ko doosara chance chaiye.. kya bola
Umpire : Abe crickets se nikal, tu sirf dumbells utha.
Next to walk in is Dharamji..Dharamji dusre ball pe out.
Dharamji to Umpire: kutte kameene tune veeru to out diya. tune yeh acha nahi kiya. yahan abh bhujal aayega, suka aayega.
Umpire: dharamji, chalo aab vaapas pavilion mein ja betho..
Seeing that umpire is unmoved Dharamji takes emotional approach his usual style.
Dharamji: Umpire mere do chote chote baache hain, sunny aur bobby. mein un dono ko TV ke paas bheta ke aaytha.. mujhe baas ek ball aur khel ne do.
Last one to Bat was Shahrukh First ball out.
Umpire: O, baazigar tere baazi maat ho gaaye.
SRK: hehehehehehehe(his usual psyco laugh)uuu, uuu ,uuumm, umpire.. jo haar ke jeet ta hain usse baazigar kehte hain...
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