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Mahabharat & Mails!
Arjun being disillusioned & Krishna trying to clear that disillusionment...
Krishna : Try to respect the e-mails of your elders, Arjun.
Arjun : But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honourable elders who are logged on honourable domain?
Krishna : Paarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes. They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Logon and send dozens of junk mails. This is your Karma and this alone is your Dharma.
Arjun : Hey Murari ! After seeing all this I feel like resigning from Software Industry.
Krishna : Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a viscous circle of Maaya. In this material world you have none and you are commited to none. Junk mails have existed before you came to this world and shall remain long after you are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty. Just keep firing junk mails.
Arjun : But Devaki Nandan...........!
Krishna : .....Victory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering about results. Don't waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by your Guru Dronacharya.
Arjun : Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to the system ?
Krishna : Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with Hardware. However, it is another aspect that it overloads the system....fills up the hard disk.. but you are not supposed to worry about it. Listen Kunti putra, the way Aatma leaves one physical body and moves onto another, likewise these junk mails move system to system.
Arjun : How can one define junk mail ?
Krishna : Neither fire can burn it.., nor air can dry it..neither it can be conqured nor it can be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be looked down upon even by Mahadev..Junk mails are immortal.
Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Now all my fandaas on junk mail are crystal clear. You have opened my eyes Yashoda Nandan, else I would have lost myself in Maaya and read all the junk mails myself.
...............MAHAAABHAAAAARAT............
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