Ideal `ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not.
I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok…I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me–> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : What?
Birthday : The day my Project Leader is about to fire me.
Age : 101111111111
Here for: Web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : The guy sitting beside me is a pig!
Humor : Daily in office hrs visiting sites like funtoosh
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Living : Come on, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a Software engineer? Believe me, I am living!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage : naukri.com, jobsahead.com, hotjobs.com – Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions : searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: Quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities : Are you crazy?
Books : "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored
Music : Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing or doesn't make sense.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi but anything available within 200 meters of my cubicle!