Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - New  Rechargebatteryguide.com  -  PHPBuddy.com June 28, 2022   
Funtoosh logo  
        
    bookmark funtoosh.com     Become Funtoosh Fan on Facebook      Rss feed
Homesms jokesGamesFunny VideosVisual JokesGalleriesSubmit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta


Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home

 
  Jokes Category  >>  Computers Jokes  Joke No : 225 
CPI (Common Programming Instructions)

These instructions vary from machine from machine, but all computers have a certain set of them in common. As a service to humanity, I am here revealing these common instructions for the first time.

ARG : Agree to Run Garbage
BDM : Branch and Destroy Memory
CMN : Convert to Mayan Numerals
DDS : Damage Disk and Stop
EMR : Emit Microwave Radiation
ETO : Emulate Toaster Oven
FSE : Fake Serious Error
GSI : Garble Subsequent Instructions
GQS : Go Quarter Speed
HEM : Hide Evidence of Malfunction
IDD : Inhale Dust and Die
IKI : Ignore Keyboard Input
IMU : Irradiate and Mutate User
JPF : Jam Paper Feed
JUM : Jeer at Users Mistake
KFP : Kindle Fire in Printer
LNM : Launch Nuclear Missiles
MAW : Make Aggravating Whine
NNI : Neglect Next Instruction
OBU : Overheat and Burn if Unattended
PNG : Pass Noxious Gas
QWF : Quit Working Forever
QVC : Question Valid Command
RWD : Read Wrong Device
SCE : Simulate Correct Execution
SDJ : Send Data to Japan
TTC : Tangle Tape and Crash
UBC : Use Bad Chip
VDP : Violate Design Parameters
VMB : Verify and Make Bad
WAF : Warn After Fact
XID : eXchange Instruction with data
YII : Yield to Irresistible Impulse
ZAM : Zero All Memory

 Joke Added : 03, November 
 Joke Viewed : 16,324 times
Next Joke Current Rating: 2.42   (12 Votes)
  Rate this Joke  
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 20 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesn't share or store any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.


Top Rated Jokes
  Love Proposal by a Software ..
  Love Marriage VS Arranged Ma..
   How do you know youre spen..
  What they really Mean! PC..
  One day Bill complained to h..
  No Firewall CHILD: Dad, ..
  Types Of Women HARD-DISK Wo..
  JUST TEN YEARS AGO!! Befo..
  What they say and what they ..
  In this era - The Internet S..
  If computer languages were c..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


Power of Imagination - Miss Be...

142 Votes
134,602 Views
Reason Why I Love Beer

31 Votes
36,389 Views
Fun with Google Suggest....

39 Votes
56,785 Views
How Quickly the Year's Pass!

72 Votes
58,866 Views
It's Nature at Work, The Naug...

55 Votes
62,693 Views
My new office re-designed due ...

31 Votes
48,622 Views

Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2022 All Rights Reserved.