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Top 10 reasons computers must be male.


10. They have a lot of data but are always clueless.
9. A better model is always around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They will always do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on, but nobodys home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.

 Joke Added : Jan 20, 2001 
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