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MindZip
A new product has been launched by the winzip guys called the 'MindZip'. When installed in your brain, it compresses your memory to enable you to remember even more things at the same time.
Benefits are as follows:
1. Short term memory increases from a quantity of 7 items to 20 items
2. Pictures from eyes compressed in DIVX format to reduce strain on eyes.
3. Voices from ears compressed in MP3 VBR mode with joint stereo encoded with Dolby 5.1 surround. Now when you try to remember something, it will be played back in surround ;)
4. Putting null values in your brain will improve the compression ratio significantly.
DISCLAIMER: Stimuli sent to limbs in compressed format might cause jerky movements. During exercise, its recommended to keep the compression rate at a low of 30%
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