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Programmer Vs Non-Programmer
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Non-Programmer : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Programmer : public member or private?
Non-Programmer: Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Programmer: may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
Non-Programmer: Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to my friend Joe?
Programmer: Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
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