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  Joke Category  >>  Computers Jokes  Joke No : 151 
Facts about Software Guys !!

Project Manager: is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer: Is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.

Onsite Coordinator: Is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client: Is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects otherwise.

Marketing manager: Is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.

Resource optimisation Ieam: Thinks I don't want man or woman, I'll still produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation team: Will think I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.

QA Auditor: This is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.

 Joke Added : Oct 14, 2005 
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