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How do you know youre spending too much time with your computer:
You wake up at seven, save your life and continue sleeping
thinking youll wake up at ten and then continue from the
saved state.
When you press a wrong button in the lift you try to find
the Undo button and when you cant find it you are amazed
about the poor user interface.
When writing a letter you write
in the end of each line.
Youve cut yourself while writing a program and before finding
the first aid kit you first start the compilation.
You try to reboot yourself in the morning.
When reading a book you hit the SPACE key to turn page.
When you close a window your fingers automatically go to
ALT-F4 position.
You write your cheques in hex.
When talking about round numbers you mean 0, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64,
...
When the alarm clock goes off in the morning you do kill -9
You try to move a window to the background and you eventually
notice its actually a Post-It sticker.
The last thought when falling asleep is "Shutdown completed".
When having a mental breakdown you complain that your storage
unit is fragmented.
In train you watch the landscape scrolling by.
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