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Schedule for Software Engineers
8:30AM: wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision ahead...... To have bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
8:55AM: Bread & Jam + glass of milk or orange Juice
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA/COFFEE party & Smoke.
10:00AM: Check Mail.
10:05AM: Check again. Can't Believe that no mail has come. Is
everybody dead or what.
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation. Turn
around to look for some body (Anybody) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his
pathetic, boring and useless existence.
10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start
looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. BAD SIGN
11:30AM: How the hell am I suppose to remember everything. Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad.
11:45AM: Try to locate a scape goat. No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. the other chap is so foolish.
1:40PM: Check mail.
1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to Samachar. Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea/Coffee Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.
3:45PM: Check Mail.
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Realjerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a book.
4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area.Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on R&D.
5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too, But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting lazy andirresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse Government.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad.
8:48PM: Dinner finished & Smoke.
8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality.
11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:30AM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
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