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  Jokes Category  >>  Computers Jokes  Joke No : 109 
# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

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