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  Jokes Category  >>  Computers Jokes  Joke No : 100 
The Programmers' Cheer

Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!


Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.


The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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