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Today's Joke: The Least Romantic letter (Ideal after breakup)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face,
and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

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Bonus Joke:
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If commerce students start making flims

Om Tally Om
Khabhi Credit Khabhi Debit
Cash Balance Wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main voucher ki diwani Hoon
Hum tax De chuke Sanam
Kaho Na cash Hai
Cheque de India :)

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Visual Joke: Evolution of humans in various countries
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