Date: November 20th 2009

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Today's Joke: 2009 - 2010 Male Tax Code
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The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The tax slabs are as follows:

5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00

10 - 20 cm. Privilege Tax 100.00

20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00

25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00

Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains, those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.

NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

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