Date: November 13th 2009

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Today's Joke: Both of them
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Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

Mick says 'how you doing?'

Paddy says OK, "do us a favor, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on the bed.

He says "your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you".

They say 'get away with ya... Prove it.'

Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of fucking one?'

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SMS Joke: Sex & Shopping
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Sex & shopping have one thing in common!

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