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    12 Step Internet Recovery Program


    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

    2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

    3) I will get dressed before noon.

    4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

    5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

    6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

    7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

    8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

    9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

    10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

    11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

    12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... coz the Internet will always be there tomorrow!


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