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    * My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.


    * Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions.


    * An answering machine message "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."


    * Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.


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