Its Christmas Eve. Kelly walks into a bar and orders beer and a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him a beer and a shot of whiskey. Kelly drinks his beer and pours the shot of whiskey into his shirt pocket. Kelly orders another beer and another shot of whiskey. Kelly drinks the beer and pours the shot of whiskey into his pocket. The bartender says, "Look, Mac, its Christmas Eve, and I know were both depressed, and I certainly dont mean to bug you, but my curiosity is *killing* me. Why do you keep pouring the shots in your pocket?" Kelly says, "Its none of your damn business! And if you be givin me a hard time, Ill be breakin yer face!" A mouse pops out of Kellys shirt pocket and says, "And that goes for your stupid *cat* , too!"