Laloo Yadavs car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna , when all of a sudden a small dog jumps out in front of the car. The dog dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the dog so that he can pay the damages.
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.
Driver: "After reaching the village when I told some villagers what had happened, they called all the villagers. I thought today I would get a beating. However they started collecting money. I thought they would compensate the owner of the animal. Instead, they happily gave all the money to me."
Laloo says, "Sasoor ka natee, Tell me properly... what did you tell them?" The driver replied, "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon, aur hum kutte ka baccha maar diya hoon!" (I am Laloos driver. I have killed the son of a bitch)