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    Computing A Glass Of Milk

    Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
    Optimist: The glass is half full.
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

    Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.
    Pascal programmer: Well, what type of milk is it?

    C Programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.
    Assembly programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.
    Basic programmers: No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.

    MIS: I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.
    Fuzzy logic guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.
    Prolog programmers: I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.

    Non-procedural language programmers: I drank it when nobody was looking.
    UI designers: What's that crap in my glass?
    Pentium users: I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.

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    Mac users: Where's my pump?
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